Another steamy night of passion is in progress... for my neighbours... Not for me obviously otherwise I wouldn't be writing this would I? I'm exhausted from football training anyway. Our coach is a professional and knows exactly how to extract every bit of energy from people like my neighbours. This happened in my old place too. Dave, love thy neighbour! Maybe. When I buy a house it will definitely have to be detached. Buy... house... Sorry, I just cracked myself up. Buy a house? When I'm 80 and can afford it, perhaps!

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