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It's BBC Sports Personality of the Year tonight. I wonder, just wonder who's going to win?

Here's my impression of a famous sports personality. Know who it is?

"I been doing something new for this fight.
Been chopping down trees.
Wrestled with an alligator.
That's right. Wrestled an alligator.
Tussled with a whale.
Handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail.
That's right.
Just last week I murdered a rock,
murdered a ROCK!
Injured a stone.
Hospitalised a brick!
I'm so mean I make medicine sick!
Bad, BAD!"

Tags: Sports Personality of the Year