21 Sep 2002
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"