Attention! Star Trek fans

If you're a Star Trek fan looking for the website of the new movie Nemesis you've come to the wrong place. This is Nimisis. I called it this because I think it sounds cool, not because I can't spell... like you. This is probably a better film though - Star Wars in 5 minutes.

See also: Star Trek, Nemesis, Star Wars

Oh joy of joys, it's the work Christmas party tonight.

Tags: work Christmas party

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Big white badges that display the slogan, "Lose weight now. Ask me how." have been brought to my attention today and I want one. I think they're proudly worn by the WeightWatchers people. I'd like to have one just so that I can say to any inquisitive member of the general public, "Take that Mars bar out of your mouth, cut out fatty desserts and do some exercise!" Sorry, I should have more compassion. But if you need someone to tell you how to lose weight, then do heed my advice. If over Christmas you break a toilet seat by sitting on it, or observe your relatives having difficulty escaping from your gravitational field then do find one of these nice people with the big white badges.

Related: lose weight

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This is one of the saddest stories I've read about all year...

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Here are some nice photos of Kenting on the south coast of Taiwan. Go if you ever get the chance!

Tags: Taiwan, photo

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