There've been a few comments saying that this website is pitifully slow but it should run a bit faster now. I've been doing a bit of upgrading...
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Happy hamster
Today, Dave is not a happy hamster. Apparently, this very house, in which I'm renting this little (but nice) place, is now on sale. I only found this out after noticing the sign outside. Great! I then read an email from my previous estate agents who are clearly mixed up and complaining about me drilling holes in the wall and taking away a sofabed - all untrue. So I'm going to have to fight for my deposit... We're going to (as the americans say it) "tangle ass." Below is the email this woman sent me, and I should explain here that she looks a little bit like Katie Holmes (pictured) but just read it and maybe you'll conclude what I did about how she got the job. ("Gaby" is the boss who's hired her.)
Hello David,
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Security checks
I had to take some Taiwanese clients on the (British Airways) London Eye yesterday. We all loved it, it's fantastic. I took some photos too. It's great the way they make out you're actually going on a real aeroplane, checking in etc. Mind you they did do a security check and everything, and each capsule was scanned by people with metal detectors before people can get on. The check on my bag wasn't very thorough. Maybe they're just looking for people who look a bit like this guy (inset).
Why does it take so long for broadband to be set up now I'm in New Malden? How does Justin Timberlake make his voice go so glass-breakingly high in his version of "Cry Me a River"? What is the Capital FM £60,000 London Sound? These are some of the mysteries I've been pondering this last week. My only conclusion is that the London Sound is an umbrella opening, what do you think? Anyway, at least Nimisis is back online now and we're back in business! Finally, I feel whole again.
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Geography Quiz
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Warp photos
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Ex-President Chirac's speech came to an abrubt halt when he walked into a huge pane of glass. Via Roland [add caption 2][past pics]
