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Extra! Extra! SClub7 have split up! Oh no! I wonder if they'll be called SClub4 and SClub3... or SClub6 and SClub-no-mates... At least SClub juniors are still together. Phew. There'll still be quality music in the charts - like that gangster rap one. Can't remember the name of the song but the only lyric I can make out is "give me a hug"... I'm sure it's a great song though. No really I do.

Tags: SClub7

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Not just about stuffing your face with chocolate eggs - Happy Easter!

Related: Easter

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Have you seen that Honda advert yet? You'll know what I'm talking about if you have. It's amazing. One of the few you can just enjoy. Genius. The wheels going up the ramp looks strange but my colleagues and I reckon they're weighted. They must be. It's all real apparently - but it took 606 takes to achieve it!

See also: advert

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Big Brother... with Bible characters?!

Tags: Big Brother, Bible

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The war in Iraq does seem to be over but I really do think that we should still consider it as being potentially still very dangerous. If I was stuck in Tikrit without a paddle I might release a whole can of chemical whoop-ass on anyone trying to capture me if you know what I mean. I'm just saying...

Related: Iraq

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Comical Ali

The Iraqi information minister - what a guy. After the war he should definitely become a spin doctor or host some sort of game show that involves getting contestants to lie through their teeth. Maybe "This isn't happening!" and "No Americans here!" could be his catchphrases.

See also: Iraq

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Another steamy night of passion is in progress... for my neighbours... Not for me obviously otherwise I wouldn't be writing this would I? I'm exhausted from football training anyway. Our coach is a professional and knows exactly how to extract every bit of energy from people like my neighbours. This happened in my old place too. Dave, love thy neighbour! Maybe. When I buy a house it will definitely have to be detached. Buy... house... Sorry, I just cracked myself up. Buy a house? When I'm 80 and can afford it, perhaps!

Tags: neighbour

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We have this intranet messageboard thing at work telling us about various things we need to fix. Today there was one that said, "Some of the plumes of smoke in the ***** demo are completely black for no obvious reason and the explosions have solid lines coming out of them when very close together..." First I thought "Not another thing to fix..." but then it dawned on me that actually mucking about on computer games all day, fixing them, playing them and getting paid for it is quite ideal really. A step up from not even having a desk or computer at my old job. Now I have a desk with two monitors from computers with a combined worth of ten grand (and space for a fan to keep myself cool).

Did you know that you have more computing power between your legs right now than NASA had to play with to put those guys on the moon? Mine like yours is more likely to make me go sterile than take me to the moon but nevermind.
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Related: Sars

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