Why did SClub7 split up?

While I was on my jolly to Taiwan nimisis crashed. And since then I've noticed that a "david butler" search on google no longer yields nimisis in, well, probably the first million hits. I'm quite disappointed by this result. Before I used to get a fair few cyber questers seeking "David Butler" or "download hives" or "stag night na*ed photos". I'd like to stress the latter two for no logical reason that I'm aware of. The only thing that seems to get a reasonable number of hits is my webcam page, even though that's not on most of the time... (clearly this does wonders for my ego). Looking at my logs, it says here that one bright spark found nimisis by querying "Why did SClub7 split up"? Well, in case both disillusioned SClub7 fans end up coming here searching for answers, I do have one. They probably split up because their talent loan from the singing bank went very very bad and when their busking expenses plunged them deep into a red that was redder than the stained mouth of a betel nut chewing Taiwanese dellboy they had to call it a day... but that's only a theory.

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There's a conspiracy going on

It's not a conspiracy about Iraq hiding WMD. It's not about aliens. It's not the one currently perpetrated by Coca Cola in selling vanilla coke which is horrible stuff in packaging that is hardly any different to proper coke and through this dirty trick profit enough to overthrow small countries... although someone should probably look into that. Neither is it the one about betel nut chewers who actually spit out raspberry juice that they've hidden in their jackets. Some of you won't know what I'm talking about and I've alienated you, sorry. But my homies will know exactly. You'd die of dehydration surely if betel nuts really caused you to salivate THAT much. No it's this. Apparently Ireland beat England?! What... at rugby!?

Muppets, all of them. Toddlers could organise better line outs than that.

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