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I'm almost certain that people in the office hide in the toilets when there are deadlines to be met. I just quite simply cannot find people when I most need them... ah, there she is!

Tags: toilet

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The current world population is

Click refresh in a few seconds and notice how very quickly it is increasing...

Related: population

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Dave Butler, I Want You!

A couple of days ago I typed "David Butler" into Google and found out that this site only ranked around 115th. I'm sure we can do better than that. To have nimisis.com appear top is my goal. This is my Everest! So come on and give me some encouragement, if your name's David Butler (or Dave Butler... even Davie Butler, though I feel sorry for you) then please let me know that you came by leaving a comment below. We'll bond over the ether. I realise that this is very similar to the Dave Gorman thing but let's just go with it. There must surely be way more Butlers than Gormans on this planet.

See also: Google

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Yeah baby, according to the life expectancy calculator I'm expected to live to the ripe old age of 90! Not sure I want to live that long actually...

Tags: life expectancy, calculator

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Presenting the largest Lego set of all time, measuring 37" by 23", comprising 3104 pieces and included with it its own display stand, I give you - the Imperial Star Destroyer. How am I going to resist buying it? (Quite easily actually. It costs 225.)

Related: lego, Star Wars

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Unfortunately our office is quite crowded at the moment so the new people have to hot desk for the time being.

My temporary desk is next to a good bunch of people, though it's a little too close to a senior partner's desk, particularly considering the following conversation I had with a colleague today.
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This is clever - make your own Bush speech. (Flash movie)

Tags: Bush

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Here's an online test to see if a url is blocked by the chinese government in order to "protect" their public. I'm glad to say that nimisis.com is freely viewable to the far east's billions. I should definitely make chinese posts more often. You may have noticed that occasionally my posts are a load of nonsense garbled symbols but that's only because it's encoded for chinese. If you think you can read it go to View -> Encoding -> Chinese Traditional (Big5). If you can't read chinese, tough! learn! ...or use this online dictionary.

Related: law, Chinese

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