joke related entries http://www.nimisis.com/tags/joke copyright 2007 full story to see which bit (I hope) might have lost some meaning in translation, because describing one's wife in such an ungracious way seems very un-Chinese!

Tags: China, joke]]> http://www.nimisis.com/posts/the_wife_wont_be_pleased Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:10:22 GMT here.

Tags: April Fools, joke]]> http://www.nimisis.com/posts/all_time_best_april_fools_day_gags Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:37:41 GMT Jokes for your particular sense of humour.

Tags: joke]]> http://www.nimisis.com/comments/comment_259 Sun, 12 Dec 2004 12:39:21 GMT Eats, shoots and leaves".

I mention this old joke because I got asked by a colleague whether the word "supplied" has one 'p' or two today. It's shocking what gets misspelled and worse, gets mispronounced in a technology company!

Tags: joke, grammar]]> http://www.nimisis.com/comments/comment_221 Tue, 11 May 2004 18:18:47 GMT "I'm the hardest tarmac, ever! I'm rock hard," boasted the M1.
"Yes Bob, you're rock hard," agreed the M25.
"My middle name is 'Hard'," and just to prove it the M1 downs a pint in one.
Just as he's put the glass back on the bar a red piece of tarmac walks into the pub and orders a pint.
The M1 dives under the nearest table and stays there quivering until the red tarmac leaves.
"What was that all about then?" asks M25, "I thought you were really hard?!"
"Yeah, b-b-but that guy's a cycle-path!"

Tags: joke]]> http://www.nimisis.com/comments/comment_75 Wed, 16 Oct 2002 16:45:45 GMT
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

Tags: Bush, Iraq, joke]]> http://www.nimisis.com/comments/comment_52 Sat, 21 Sep 2002 00:27:43 GMT