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David Blaine

It took us 3 hrs to drive back to Surbiton from central London on Sun night and I blame it all on magic man. Why starve yourself for 44 days? And why do it in London? And why why WHY do it beside a bottle-neck like Tower Bridge? On a day when they were going to have a mock chemical attack and there was cricket at the Oval. Anyway, I reckon he's eating insects... or maybe his cage is edible, like a see-through gingerbread house. What an idiot - although I'd have to admit if I was going to be paid £5m for sitting and doing nothing for 6 weeks I might consider it...

Tags: David Blaine, magic