Wiping the floor at 2012 25 Mar 2011

Noticed an advert yesterday for jobs at the London Olympics next year. Haven't bought any tickets yet but the thought occcured to me that being a floor mopper at the volleyball (the best sport in the world) would be ideal as it'd mean court-side seats to lots of games. Question now is, how do I tailer my CV to get this gig? "Plentiful cleaning experience", "I don't perspire", "My Reeboks don't scuff the floor"...