On the walk back from work today.
Me: I'm thinking about taking kung fu lessons to keep fit. I mean I might as well, most people seem to naturally assume I know kung fu anyway.
Me: Because I'm eurasian and so look half Chinese.
MS: I did Jeet Kune Do at uni but it just got boring.
Me: That's what Bruce Lee taught isn't it? I thought it'd be fun.
MS: Nah, you just end up punching the air and ...