Here's the most ridiculous story of the week. It does make me feel a little hungry though. My stomach's making strange noises. See if you can guess where I'm about to go for a bite.
"One Ring to rule them all.
One Ring to find them.
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness eat them."
Yup, I'm going to go be Lord of the Onion Rings at Burger King. I know I should cook... but I'm lazy.