7 entries found with tag Bush.

This article suggests that maybe it was actually a good thing that Bush trashed Kyoto...

I Wonder

Q: Who's going to be even more cheesed off than John Kerry should Dubya win?
A: The one and only, Michael Moore.

(Have you noticed that John Kerry would be JFK II if he wins?)

A good site for predicting the result can be found here.

Related: John Kerry, Bush, Michael Moore

CNN/Reuters:

News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

See also: Iraq, Bush

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"They misunderestimated me!" - George W. Bush. He cracks me up, which is oh-so-very scary.

Tags: Bush, calendar

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This is clever - make your own Bush speech. (Flash movie)

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[remarks]

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning World War III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"