The war in Iraq does seem to be over but I really do think that we should still consider it as being potentially still very dangerous. If I was stuck in Tikrit without a paddle I might release a whole can of chemical whoop-ass on anyone trying to capture me if you know what I mean. I'm just saying...
The Iraqi information minister - what a guy. After the war he should definitely become a spin doctor or host some sort of game show that involves getting contestants to lie through their teeth. Maybe "This isn't happening!" and "No Americans here!" could be his catchphrases.
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.
US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed w...
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're goin...