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Big white badges that display the slogan, "Lose weight now. Ask me how." have been brought to my attention today and I want one. I think they're proudly worn by the WeightWatchers people. I'd like to have one just so that I can say to any inquisitive member of the general public, "Take that Mars bar out of your mouth, cut out fatty desserts and do some exercise!" Sorry, I should have more compassion. But if you need someone to tell you how to lose weight, then do heed my advice. If over Christmas you break a toilet seat by sitting on it, or observe your relatives having difficulty escaping from your gravitational field then do find one of these nice people with the big white badges.

Tags: lose weight

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